Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Doom

Doom
2/10

Something has gone wrong at a remote scientific research station on Mars. All research has ceased. Communication has failed. And the messages that do get through are less than comforting. It's a level 5 quarantine and the only souls allowed in or out are the Rapid Response Tactical Squad - hardened Marines armed to the teeth with enough firepower to neutralize the enemy... or so they think. The research being done at Odluval station has unwittingly opened a door and all hell has broken loose. A legion of nightmarish creatures of unknown origin lurk behind every wall and stalk the countless rooms and tunnels of the facility, killing what few people remain.


Are you kidding? This movie was ridiculously horrible on all levels. It was less than a one. I love The Rock. He literally rocks. But he sucked wrinkled up goat titties in this one. Semper Fi my butt. I'll tell you what was cool, though. The fact that I got in without paying and got free popcorn and Pepsi. That's what I'm talking about. Maybe if everyone who saw this got free popcorn and Pepsi the movie could do okay. Naw it would still suck. Xbox should make video games and not movies.

1 Comments:

At 9:55 PM, Blogger Jakob Brzovic said...

While I think Doom was a step better (3/10), the film was a joke. What is the point of adapting a videogame into a movie when there's no story to hang your hat on?

The Rock was good, considering it, but it was a weak effort.

 

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