Does this mean K-Fed can go back into the hole where he belongs?

Unlike Jake, I am not a kidder. I haven't written in ages because I truly don't care about you.

Okay, I'm the biggest kidder of all. Of course I care about you!

I, on the other hand, have no excuses for not writing. I'm busy with school, yes, but I'm only at school about 15 hours per week. I'm still working as well, but I'm only working about 15 hours a week. Hmm...I guess that's 30 hours/week. And with homework and studying, that puts me way beyond 40 hours. Damn I'm busier then I thought.

Okay, the real excuse here, is that Final Fantasy XII has been released recently along with Guitar Hero 2 (both awesome games...go get them immediately) and a mixture of an awesome season of TV (Lost, Desperate Housewives, South Park, Heroes...oh and the list can go on and on), and I have just consumed myself in the media these days.

Speaking of the media, that leads me to my latest blog inspired idea. And what's the latest story in the media you might ask?

Britney Spears is divorcing Kevin Federline. Man I did so not see that coming.

Now I know what you're thinking, no one actually cares about that. And well, you're right. But it does inspire a thought that I must explore before I can go on with my life.

Here it is, flat out: I don't think celebrities should be "allowed" to get married. I know that sounds racist, or prejudiced, or whatever you might call it, but it's actually what I've been driven to believe. Why? Because they all seem to treat it like a publicity stunt. I'm sure two years ago, Britney's metabolism started to slow down (hey it happens to the best of us) and she thought, "What on earth can I do to get me back in the tabloids? I know, I'll get married!"

I know Britney isn't the most brilliant of girls, but I'm not just basing this blog on her. Recently, Ryan Phillippe and Reece Witherspoon filled for divorce because Ryan was cheating on her with not just one, but multiple girls. Now Ryan is probably a selfish, limelight hogging whore, but still. I'm sure he was just madly jealous of Reece's successful career and acting talent, and thought to himself, "Hmm...now what could get me in the tabloids? I know, I'll cheat on Reece!"

I think you can see where I'm going here. Celebrities are starting to give marriage a bad name. I mean, can you even think of any famous couples off the top of your head that have been together for more than 20 years? Look at Demi Moore+ Bruce Willis, Jessica Simpson + Nick Lachey, Britney + Kevin, Jennifer Annistan and Brad Pitt, Carmen Electra and what's his nuts, and multiple others. It's pretty sad that getting divorced seems to be the new "it" thing to do.

I guess I'm a bit of an old fashioned, traditional gal, but if I ever muster up the courage to say, "I do" to someone, divorce won't ever be an option.

Unless of course, it will make me famous. I'd totally get divorced to be famous.

I mean uhhh....

Point is: celebrities are stupid. Our focus shouldn't be on whether or not gays and lesbians can marry, it should be on whether or not celebrities have the intellectual capacity to stay with just one person forever and put their personal lives infront of their careers.

Think about it.